Jealousy gets them nowhere!

I dunno, you put a run together and your manager wins high profile accolades .. you think they'd be happy for you, right? WRONG! Human nature being what is, they can't stand to see our success, and the mud has already started flying our way - a comment received by the club secretary this morning:

"More a casual question. Why do the Naarwich City squad refer to each other by surname during matches? Did ye all go to a posh private school near Sandringham?"

There's only one way to respond to such slander lads ... and that's on the pitch! (Even though ... errrrrr... I did go to a posh private school near Sandringham! Sshhhhhhhhhh)

Strength and honour.