It is a tragic day for the APFSCIL league. Norwich city's reserve team striker Chris Gallagher has been killed whilst out practicing his shooting underneath the overhang of his estate in Woolwich, South East London.
It is believed that Gallagher was trying to hit a part of the wall that he had not previously daubed with anti-Matt Davies graffiti, a space that made up about 12 cm square. As Chris got more and more frustrated with his woeful attempts, he decided to end his practice session at about 1.34am this morning.
As he left he went to pick up some of the fast food wrapping that he had left on the floor with his bong, spliffs and flick-knife without realising that he had accidentally tied his own shoelaces together. As he bent down, he tripped and as he tried to protect the remains of a bacon double cheeseburger in his left hand and some Popcorn chicken (TM) with his right, he landed head first on the kerb next to his burnt out ford fiesta.
He was killed instantly. Gallagher's body was not found until 4pm this afternoon though despite the fact that all of his family will have walked right past it this morning on the way to the dole office. This is a matter being investigated by the police. We have no more information on the incident at this time.
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Hmmm .. wonder who wrote this comment ... "I might be dead as a joke but someone will be dead for real if they keep writing shit like that"
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