It has recently transpired that Barnaby Elliot Boot the Third (aka Barney Slater) has won £80 million pounds on the euro millions lottery. This, of course, is small change to Slater whose father, generously giving up his time having been busy knobbing Debbie Harry, said "I knew my daughter Barney would come good. I always knew she would make it big ever since she completed her Barbie collection at the age of 16".
Slater who had previously worked as a boom holder for crap TV programmes, has now pledged asubstantial amount of his winnings to her mothers fight for justice. Mrs Slater is still at war with the legal team of John Leslie (Ill tell u what love dont shag him then!!). Leslie claims she came onto him, so do half the guests at Slaters party!
Slater, now the second richest woman at Norwich just behind Gaffer Higgins said "I have always been rich, but now im filthy rich. My parents have never been so proud. They have informed me however that if I shag a z list celebrity and tell my kids and their friends about it I can climb up even higher in their estimations".
Slaters availability has been called into question also, not because of the lottery win, just because he's shit.
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