Monday, January 23, 2006

Higgins opens scoring for 2006!

23.01.06

Veteran manager Andy Higgins started the year in style, winning The APFSCIL League's Manager of the Month award in style, with a 100% victory record including memorable wins over the division's top two title challengers.

Higgins said when receiving the award "Thanks".

Rumours linking the big red squirrel as a replacement for Graeme Souness as Newcastle manager have been laughed off by the man himself. He said "I laugh at those rumours like my wife laughs at the size of my pee pee"

Meanwhile, Norwich's midfield pairing of Thom Perrett and Barnaby Slater were today seen walking into the offices of Clare Rayner in London. It is believed that they have both recently split up with their girlfriends and that their manager Andy Higgins has paid for them to get the therapy needed to overcome their fear.

We will update you with news as we hear it

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Higgins deserves it for turning a rabble of no-hopers in to a lean mean footballing machine.

Anonymous said...

Damn straight, Boss -- can I have whatever you're drinking?!